I don't know why it is, but people seem to waste a lot of time doing completely unimportant things.
Take Emma for instance. She spends a huge part of her day at school, supposedly learning 'important things'. Well that's clearly not necessary. She already knows what we like to eat. She knows when to feed us and how much to give us (though she could do with a little more instruction in this area). She is also well educated in housing and accommodation as she regularly tops our arks up with straw. She's even pretty good at tummy tickling and back scratching So what 'important things' could she possibly need to learn at school.
If you think that's crazy then you really won't believe what those mad humans have done now. For no particular reason at all they decided to paint the sky red yesterday evening. Yes red!Why can't they just snuggle up in their straw when they have finished eating like us intelligent pigs?
Acorn and Berry
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Hello Acorn and Berry, This message is coming from Wiltshire (the home of ham). I love the pictures of you - what fine specimens you are!!! When are you two going to swell the ranks of Berkshires again?
Hello Lyn,
Berry seems to be getting very fat again and Emma thinks she might be having piglets again in January.
I'm not that daft!
Thank you for noticing our fine figures though.
Acorn
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